Male Masturbating device manufacturer offers free surplus stock to sexually deprived pensioners and soldiers.
Naked sculptures in Paris celebrating European Heritage are censored to avoid offending people.
Local residents object to the Vagina Museum selling alcohol due to a fear of inflamed stag and hen parties befouling the civilsied streets of Camden.
It’s a classic tale of English village small mindedness, reported as a comedy story in the press – and why not? It’s a hilarious story,