If you go down in the woods today, you’re sure of a big surprise – this high-concept monster movie is the most shamelessly fun film to come along in ages.
Tag: CGI
Mayhem 2022: Birdemic 3 – Sea Eagle
James Nguyen’s trash trilogy reaches the final (for now) instalment – but will it be third time unlucky or is the outsider magic still there?
Why I Hate The Cinema
A film lover’s arguments against the dubious pleasures of the movie-going experience.
Saving Santa – Christmas Animation For Children Who Are On The Naughty List
A cynical slice of festive entertainment that will be as welcome as a lump of coal or a visit from the Krampus for most kids.
Bambi Meets Godzilla: The Clash Of The Titans
The cult underground cartoon of the 1960s that paired two pop culture icons – and the various sequels and remakes that followed.
Pirates Of San Fernando Valley
These swash-buckling epics represent the last gasp of ambitious adult cinema.
Bland Is Grand: The Depressing Dominance Of Production Line Cinema
The global dominance of culturally, spiritually dead and obscenely overblown cinema, crushing everything else underfoot, is nothing to celebrate.
Andrea Ricca’s World Of Zero Budget Science Fiction
A collection of cheap but cheerful short sci-fi and horror romps.
The King’s New Digital Clothes
If your clothes don’t actually exist in physical form, is there any point in wearing them?
A New Sort Of Blue Movie – Sonic The Vadgehog
The X-Rated parody genre heads in ever more strange and unusual directions.
