Melanie Muller And The Hamiltons Make Football Tolerable

The only worthwhile aspect of sporting spectaculars is the eccentric cash-in singles that they inspire.

We have no time for sport here at The Reprobate – well, apart from professional wrestling, Rollerball and other fictional activities – but if we have to have football tournaments and all the accompanying hoopla, then it should all be promoted with nonsense like this fine tune from German porn star Melanie Muller. On the basis of this, we say Germany for the win. Go kickball!

But lest British readers feel that we’re being unpatriotic, here’s another splendid tune from disgraced MP Neil Hamilton and his mad wife. With support like this, how can England fail?

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