News: Cocks Not Glocks

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You have to wonder where in the civilised world a gun would be more socially acceptable than a dildo. Well, Texas is the place.

In the University of Texas, state law allows the carrying of guns on campus. And why not? Who hasn’t found that their education is improved by having a deadly weapon concealed on your person? What could possibly go wrong in such a situation?¬†On the other hand, University rules state that “no person or organisation will distribute or display on the campus any writing or visual image, or engage in any public performance, that is obscene.” Probably because of all those campus massacres carried out by dildo-wielding maniacs.

Some students have found this a little odd, and on August 24th, a whole bunch of them protested the ludicrous laws by holding a ‘cocks not glocks protest, and waving 4,500 dildos around with gleeful abandon.

The dildos had been donated by the likes of Hustler Hollywood, and the full supply was snapped up in just 23 minutes. Whether everyone was taking one in order to publicly protest, or simply for their own private pleasure is hard to say… but either way, better someone is getting off with a rubber cock than blowing away a class full of kids because they felt unhappy and frustrated, right?